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Tea-swizzle

Another name for tea (gossip).
Tea-swizzle man.
by wantaspritecranberry January 10, 2019
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Swizzle Stick

A device used for mixing, blending, or stirring.
He shoved his Swizzle Stick in my ass, and mixed that shit up.
by dirtyd45678 September 5, 2016
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magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.
Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.
by EdRoyce March 23, 2023
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swizzle tits

when a female nipples are erect and from a twisting patern; also used a filler for un-named routes in Iraq
I broke out the ice last night and sally has swizzle tits.; also, We are currently traveling east on route.... o hell, i dont know swizzle tits
by awesomness 3000 October 7, 2008
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swizzle stick

1) female equivalent of a swuzzle stick. 2) a woman who is obsessed with all aspects of her physical appearance to the point it is absolutely ridiculous.

They are most commonly seen in California and New York. Regardless of they admit it or not, they enjoy plastic surgery and anything that requires altering their looks for the "better".

3) someone who has had so much plastic surgery that they look plastic and stiff.
Katie is suck a swizzle stick. I swear this woman is so obsessed with her looks and her weight. She's had so much work done that she looks like a piece of plastic.
by Maisie M. December 30, 2006
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swizzle stick

chemically laced cigarette - cigarette dipped in formaldahyde, crack residues, pcp, etc
"the swizzle stick burned with a strange white flame when i ignited it and took a drag."
by chronos May 27, 2004
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sweet swizzling

The Epitome of coolness. Something so cool that cool does not even explain it. To imagine the depth of its coolness would be like trying to imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. Yes, that cool. A person who is this cool is known as an all mighty Swizzler.
"Hey Benjamin, did you set off the cherry bomb in the girls bathroom?" "Of course. It was sweet swizzling!"
by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009
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