monieo swiper

someone who steals 154.9999999 monieo from me

dn9t is a giant monieo swiper

by the real john reed February 15, 2022

Finger Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real finger swiper.

by JWH88 December 31, 2011

COCK SWIPER

This is a person (friend or foe) who loves dick or sex so much. That when going out with friends or at a party, as soon as the opportunity arises they'll make it known to guys they just meet that their down to fuck. They'll hold on and secure the first male who shows they are willing to fuck to guarantee they're getting dick before the night is over. They are likely to do this multiple times in a night to increase the chances that they won't go home without getting laid. The more dick the better is how the cock swiper mind works. What makes a cock swiper special is, no matter the occasion or situation they ll will exhibit this behavior. Example, a group of friends are going out to cheer up one of there friends who just got out a bad relationship. The plan is to get this friend laid so they can feel better and move on. Well if a cock swiper is in the group, the cock swiper will say they're there to help the lonely friend. However the second they walk into the club. The cock swiper is doing everything possible to get all the attention from the males. Making the mission and reason for going out harder for the heart broken friend looking to move on.

I love her but we all know Missy is a cock swiper. If we invite her this time, we'll never find Jill a man.

by Paul Pickle November 27, 2021

Swiper

Someone who steals your belongings

Me: who stole my car
Friend: that bitch Katie the swiper
Me: she was just doin a wetzel

by Fukrs February 25, 2022

Ass Swiper

When you go 5 fingers deep between ur ass cheeks

Eddies an Ass Swiper

by ASS SWIPER January 19, 2021

Swiper

Swiper is a hot fucker who will swipe yo girl and yo man faster than you can say "Swiper, no swiping!" Swipes virginities left and right.

Dora: Swiper, no swip-
In a flash her clothes were gone and a furry dick was inserted into her vagina.
Swiper: Too late, babe, I've swiped your virginity.
Dora: *groans* Harder, daddy ahhh~

by $wiperfox420 September 23, 2020

Raw chicken swiper

Someone who uses the excuse of eating raw chicken to have the day off sick.

Cirian Durrant is a Raw Chicken swiper

by Adamg234 October 7, 2021