Swinson

A deluded individual with a teneous grasp of reality.

Jo Swinson keeps thinking she will be prime minister, what a Swinson.

by Unforgiving Youth November 5, 2019

swindow

noun - a sign language used by prisoners in order to communicate through windows; commonly used by inmates in neighboring pods where the windows face each other at the Maricopa County jail system run by Sheriff Joe Arpaio

verb - the act of using swindow

"Hey, dawg, got any tobacco?"
"Nah, dawg. Swindow the white dudes over in A pod and see if they can send some over."

by Shaun Attwood June 16, 2008

Shindong

(adj) A person who can rap, sing, dance and direct concerts and music videos. In short, a genius.

Omg. How are you so Shindong?! I stan.

by hxxchxl January 11, 2019

swinton fringe

A haircut that was popular in the mid-90's that was started off in swinton, greater manchester. It involves having all of the hair shaved off to a '1' or a '0' but leaving the fringe either all the way round or just the middle of the forehead. It is still popular in the north-east and scotland now apparently.

Look at that tosser with a swinton fringe, "it's the 21st century now ya nob"

by Bigethovdaceth February 7, 2005

Swinson’s Law

One step on from Malcolm’s Law, Swinson’s Law states that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong, in the worst possible way, at the worst possible time and will all sorts of unforeseen and unpleasant fallout effects. Named after Jo Swinson who appeared from political obscurity in UK as Leader of the Liberal Democrats and announced that if she got into power she would reverse the decision to leave the European Union in contravention of the will of the British people, not very liberal or democratic. A rather silly woman who would be out of her depth in a car park puddle.

“Malcolm says he just loves Jo Swinson and hopes she gets into power.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”

by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019

Swindonesque

A word used to describe something very cheap or poor

"Did you see Bob's swindonesque old prius?"

by Thicc_doggo June 15, 2018

swinton

Swinton is a small town in Manchester, swinton is known for its teenagers that ‘run the town’ or ‘own the streets’. It is homed to many delusional teens who haven’t got a job and still jump people and beat women.

“Should we go to swinton to get a bud”
“I’d rather shit in my hands and start clapping”

by Noooooo2019 February 12, 2019