Swim = Somebody Who Isn't Me

Iamdie threatened to send a swim because he is a pussy.
by NOT A BACK EAST REDNECK April 26, 2008
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an acronym for Someone Who Isn't Me, Someone Who I Met, Some Wasteoid I Met, Some White Ignorant Male, and/or Some Wildly Intensive Masturbator. Often used in chatrooms or blog posts to disassociate one's self from criminal or morally suspect behavior.
SWIM smokes at least a 1/4 ounce of chronic every 3 days or so and is worried it is making him sterile.
by bubbadalubba January 31, 2011
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A living hell. A great sport to do if you want to be yelled at for breathing. Gets very boring.
by LittleGfromtheHood April 11, 2015
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1)an excuse to wake up at 5a.m. and jump into freezing water
2) a reason to jump into a shower naked with several other people of the same sex.

3) a great way to look at people of the opposite sex in bathing suits
4) an excuse to eat 5 meals a day and not gain a pound
5)the only sport that gives you hickeys
mother: is that a hickey on your neck?

child: nope, its from my swim suit.
by i love turtlez May 24, 2011
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Swim: the act of not sinking while in water.
by Lilpotato January 31, 2019
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I have this new job I have to learn and I'm swimming in it.
by Andy VW September 28, 2006
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Swimming is another word for a "buzz" mainly off of nicotine. When you're sitting in class and the teacher isn't paying attention so you let your friend hit your juul (or other vaping device) until they can't feel their legs.
Darren: Hey Logan can I hit the juul?

Logan: Wait until Mr smith sits down
*hits Juul*
Logan: how ya feeling?
Darren: I'm swimming dude
by Juulgod January 14, 2017
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