Twat Swatter

This is a girl who prevents her friend from hooking up with a guy. The female version of what we know as a "cock block".

Suzie and her hot guy are making out on the dance floor.

Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.

Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter

by mi_ni June 11, 2009

twat swatter

Comedian Dane Cook's definition of someone keeping a woman from getting laid,
The female version of a cock blocker.

I could have had the guy if that twat swatter hadn't been in such a rush to leave.

by jnehvy September 2, 2009

Twat Swatter

A twat swatter is the female equivalent of a cock blocker. A female friend may be blocking you from wooing another female, either out of ignorance or jealousy.

Jill is such a twat swatter; I was so close to Linda liking me until she showed up.

by t89472 August 30, 2010

Twat Swatter

A girl who prevents her friend or friends from getting laid; the female version of a cock block

caitlin is a major twat swatter tonight

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 16, 2011

scatted

Referring to being under the influence of drugs and alcohol. The point where you are buzzed. If not further.

"I'm so scatted right now, I can't see straight."

by sambass February 10, 2007

twat swatter

Female version of a cock blocker, as coined by Dean Cook.

Cindy: "Hey, did you hook up with that hot guy from the bar last night?"

Suzie: "No! Lisa's bitch-ass blocked me. She's such a twat swatter!"

by shellyblack May 18, 2009

Twat Swatter

A woman who stops another woman from getting laid.

woman is talking to man, going to get laid.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.

by lucky biych September 13, 2009