swasted

When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."

"hey jon how drunk are you?"
"I'm ssswasted"

by brett z August 13, 2006

twat swatter

when a female is prevented by someone else from getting laid, a female version of cock blocking

that girl got twat swatted, he twat swatted me, that guys a twat swatter

by alex olenik May 30, 2009

Swasticker

A Swastika sticker

"There's a swasticker of those evil Nazis again!"
The skinhead had a swasticker on his notebook.

by Pogmotoin March 2, 2009

Alabama Fly Swatter

When a man squeezes his scrotem so his testicles bulge (also known as a brain) and another person ( male or female ) pulls a suprise attack an flicks it.

My balls were numb after hogarth gave me an Alabama fly swatter.

by jaybell1945 November 19, 2010

swasticake

A cake depicting a swastika, especially a cake depicting the likeness of the Nazi swastika.

"If it makes you happy, Alexa. But I'm not in any of the pictures and I don't want a piece (of the swasticake) with the swastika on it!"

by Videns Odoacer December 25, 2008

Shasted

To be royally screwed out of something important, or something not so important.

1. "Damn, I've been shasted again!"

by Matt Devore November 12, 2005

twat swatter

verb. (as popularized by Dane Cook)

A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.

Girl 1: I thought that guy was really into me but all of a sudden he turned cold and his attitude changed.

Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?

Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.

Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.

by DaneCookFan27 July 14, 2009