Snargar

(1) A cigarette

Todd liked to puff on a snargar with his coffee.

by themroxfordbobby January 12, 2004

smarged

One when doth shat's upon thyself relentlessly

I drank too much and smarged myself

by Aopoop December 14, 2013

First Sargent's Time

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.

"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"

by Lucifer Tiddys (thats DDs, not TTs) October 1, 2007

sargoshi

whisper or lightly; usually used in 'sher(s)' to bring the connotation for very light

'chhoti hai mujhe sargoshi se' would mean 'touches me like a whisper'

by Vikas Saurabh November 16, 2006

martin sargent

A Great man who was cheated out of doing his great show.

Well i would say watch G4Techtv, but they cancelled him...

by Cheesebadger January 5, 2005

snargh

a sneeze, a cough, and a fart all at the same time

While being tickled, Jeffrey let out a huge, dynamite snargh causing his girlfriend to pass out.

by Sar-Sar October 2, 2004

swargle

To take a swig of something and then immediately gargle it causing the liquid to go everywhere.

She swargled her milk and it was really gross.

by glur January 19, 2015