sambles

The absolute inability to read drawings, follow simple commands or accept any fault. Being a complete and utter twat. Specifically in the building trade in the west coast of Scotland.

You have really made a sambles of that! You unbelievable arsehead, what the fuck were you thinking.

by the mushroom squad May 20, 2014

swabble

to switch or trade out.

1. This piece of timber isnt too sturdy. I might swabble it out for a new one.

2. Swabble those letters about, you beautiful dyslexic bastard.

by mike May 27, 2004

shambler

A foreign entity with a human disguise that is less than convincing.

Did you see the shambler talking to itself at the salad bar getting nothing but red onion and ranch?

by GatorMacheteJr February 2, 2016

Shamble Dick

A shamble dick (also called Shambledick or Shamble-dick) is a pompous git with a superiority complex. He is very lazy, and gets others to do all his work for him. Shamble dicks get agitated at the slightest things and often lash out violently.

Rumour has it that the reason why the Shamble dick is very angry is because his sex life is ruined after his dick was left in a shambles at a young age after an incident involving a toaster.

Graham is such a Shamble dick.

I know, he always makes me do his work.

"Hey shamble dick, you suck!"

(Shambledick has a fit of rage)

by Nibeqwnzort January 19, 2006

shamblebrot

Name given to an event that is so incredibly badly handled that fractal mathematics is required to describe the true, recursive horror of its shambles within a shambles within a shambles within a shambles...

The nation looked on in stunned silence as brexit sailed right past omnishambles and straight into shamblebrot territory.

by Matneee November 16, 2018

shambles

being in an state of absolute confusion and stupidity

“hey did you see her face when her lunchbox blew up in her face?”

“she was in absolute shambles lol”

by Jongster August 26, 2021

complete shambles

The second tier of organisational shambles caused by management failing to understand even the basics of how an office operates.

Unlike a simple shambles, it could be foreseen by any educated 10 year old.

Sending the member of staff who paid the accounts to work in another office resulted in neither the electricity or water bills being paid, instantly reducing the office to a complete shambles which was far worse than the shambles when only the water bill had been unpaid.

by MoLincs November 28, 2011