shabberd

getting too drunk and walking into pay and display parking machines

don't drink that vodka, you'll get shabberd...

why have you gone green? you're looking shabberd

by beroxro October 20, 2009

slabberwash

Wash as in cash. Scottish comedy vernacular describing cunnilingus, with particular emphasis on the moisture caught and remaining on the face of the person administering the act.

"Widne mind a slabberwash affae that we ride."

by dave_moodiesburn March 31, 2014

swaberdash

When you take a very small smart car and the largest southern woman you can find and make her bend over, exposing her anal cavity, then drive the smart car at maximum speed into her anus.

I just bought a new smart car, the first thing I did was a swaberdash.

by Dan Bernhamin September 18, 2014

Knife stabber

A knife stabber is someone who hate knives both mentally and physically.

It really hurts the knives feelings, so don’t stab them with with your mean words

Don’t#Hate#Knives they have #feelings too

Knife hater: knives suck
Non knife hater: hey, don’t stab the knives with your harsh word, knife stabber
Knife hater: excuse me?
Non knife hater: K N I F E S T A B B E R

by DooperBooper June 12, 2018

Slabbergasted

When you’re eating ass and it’s so wet and sloppy that you have an inner orgasm

“Baby you ass is getting me Slabbergasted... come here!”

by ColaBottleMami May 15, 2021

Swabbed

When a cotton swab is inserted up your nose for medical testing (the rona).

Bro, I just got swabbed. I swear that swab touched my brain

Yo! I heard you got swabbed last week! You got the Kung flu?

by REKTASAUROUS July 20, 2020

enterprise back-stabber

One who stabs yer back, yet professes to not do such things. Occurs in enterprise IT environments particularly in the south eastern region of the U.S.

Dude enterprise back-stabber told on me for circumventing the firewall! What an asshole.

by xl0 August 23, 2004