shabberd

getting too drunk and walking into pay and display parking machines

don't drink that vodka, you'll get shabberd...

why have you gone green? you're looking shabberd

by beroxro October 20, 2009

salad gash

the gunk that collects around the top of salad cream bottles with a snot like quality

"george dear, please pass me the salad cream to put upon the top of my new potatoes"

"I'm afraid I can't dear, there's too much salad gash in it"

by beroxro October 20, 2009