surprended

-adjective

The feeling of being both surprised and offended.

-After Kimberly showed Raquel the outfit she was going to wear to Jimmy's Christmas party, Kimberly was immediately surprended when she saw Raquel in that exact outfit.

-Regina was surprended when she found out her boyfriend was sleeping with another man.

-Despite the fact that she dressed like a boy her entire life, Emily's mom was surprended to find out she was lesbian.

by Jim_Cam December 9, 2016

Surple

A word without a perfect rhyme.

Does anything rhyme with month?
No, month is a surple.

by Deyified March 11, 2017

Surple

A person with the sneakiness of a snake but subtle. This person should be feared but can also come in handy in certain circumstances.

J.Evans

She is so surple, I don't know whether to trust her.

by Jen Duff June 9, 2018

Slurpie

Typically a woman who would give oral sex in exchange for cannabis/marijuana

Patricia is a slurpie

by 4ourty5ive November 17, 2019

Surpreception

When you suppress your suppression

Oogway's death was so fkd the only way i cope is through surpreception

by oliver Vallelonga October 1, 2020

Mustard Slurpie

When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)

Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!

Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?

Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.

by That One Guy Down The Street. June 14, 2018

Semen Slurpie

Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.

(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"

by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019