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stunked

being stoned and drunk at the same time
Man I got so stunked last night!
by LDPZ October 31, 2011
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Stunker T. Washington

The act of participating in anal sex, getting fecal matter on your testicles, then T-Bagging someone.
I was sticking some ho in the ass last night, and that bitch decided to crank a deuce and give me a nasty case of the shit-dick. I was so angry that I gave her the Stunker T. Washington then busted a nut in her eye.
by Maximum Chesty February 26, 2008
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Stinkle

The Stinky Wrinkle that pugs have under their little noses.
Had to clean Tucker's stinkle today, it was so grubby!
by foxyleemac February 24, 2011
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stankle crankle

When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.

Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.

Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.

Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.

Thats a stankle crankle.
by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004
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Stuncle

A hip portmanteau for Step-Uncle. Also applicable to any other step-relatives, i.e. Stousin, stister, Stad, ...etc.
My Step-Dad's brother cooked dinner last night, we call him Stuncle Albert.

My Stuncle be actin all dumb n stuff.

Me and Stuncle Craig drank 40's and watched the Winter Olympics last night.
by StuncleBuck December 28, 2012
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Stankle pumpkin

A "stankle pumpkin" is a wife or girlfriend that really, really smells foul. The odor usually originates in the morning and during coitus.
(Note: stank lines may be seen rising from said stankle pumpkin's body, as if she were a cartoon)
John: I woke up this morning after having sex with my girlfriend.
Bob: And?
John: She stunk! I mean, she wanted me to go down on that and I was like, "Nah baby, I don't go down on stankle pumpkin's."
by shockerdoctor777 August 9, 2012
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spunkle

to spunkle - meaning to ejaculate in a wide spread patern, obtaining maximum coverage.

Derrived from the words spunk and sprinkle.
"Yea... take it right in the hair!" - John shouted as he Spunkled her right in the face at short range.
by polaris March 15, 2005
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