strudeling

To cum on a girl's stomach making designs like you would on a toaster strudel.

I was strudeling on her stomach and she got mad because part of the design got on her shirt.

by JulieP May 9, 2006

ninja studying

when you pretend to be hard at work to get your mom off your back about homework, but you're really watching tv shows on hulu.

I was ninja studying last night. Learned everything off of bones and house. Think I'm ready for that biology test now!

by you can't see me! February 12, 2010

Pseudo studying

Instead of studying, just sitting there with the appropriate materials present, and doing something irrelevant such as watching TV, listening to music, or procrasterbating.

No dude, I was only pseudo studying. All I managed to do was watch the new episode of How I Met Your Mother, and jerk off like, six times... Not at the same time...

by Captain Awesome Esq. December 1, 2010

Swaddling

The act of a man falling a sleep with his dick in a woman's vagina. Swaddling has become a sexual sensation, as well as cultural, largely in, though not limited to, countries on the northern hemisphere.

Twas a swaddling porn.

by ThGy007 September 13, 2011

studying

Doing anything other than studying;

Synonyms: interneting, watching tv, masturbating, playing video games, wasting away, daydreaming

(While surving the internet) "Get the fuck out of my room, I'm studying!!"

by Alexsai December 28, 2005

straddling the dredgepipe

When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.

Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?

Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.

by threeinchfrog August 3, 2010

swaddling

When you sleep with your penis inside a girl for an entire night. As defined by Griffin McElroy in Episode 71 of advice podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me. A resolution to the "chronic weiner coldness" malady.

Justin: "Hey, Debbie and I have fun night last night. We went and saw Contagion, got some great Thai food, and then I fell asleep with my weiner in her."
Griffin: "Oh that's called swaddling, I didn't even know - I thought we invented it. It's the new sex sensation that's sweeping the nation."

by commissionercrotchbuttons September 15, 2011