feeling absolutely magnificent and acting accordingly as a result of this chronological series of events.
fucking two different broads on the same night whilst extremely intoxicated after committing several felonies equally intoxicated. xanax lean and moon rocks preferably. acid can be substituted. raepskewl. tax em.
fucking two different broads on the same night whilst extremely intoxicated after committing several felonies equally intoxicated. xanax lean and moon rocks preferably. acid can be substituted. raepskewl. tax em.
by metrolols November 27, 2013
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when a male and female are having bum sex and the man pulls out to swap to the vagina but 'accidentaly' he misses and sends his jism up the girls chest. as the girl stands up in shock the male 'accidentaly' head butts her in the back of the head.
Male. "sorry about the skrunting last night i swear it was an accident"
Female. "yeah just like it was a accident the other ten times"
Female. "yeah just like it was a accident the other ten times"
by Rolphy March 5, 2009
Get the Skrunting mug.As much a state of mind as an action: unambiguously displaying confidence, intelligence, wealth, style and class while maintaining a positive, lackadaisical, attitude. One who truly sratts hard never forgets the value of having a good time or the responsibilities to which she is obligated.
Sratting includes but is not limited to, drinking, shopping, making sandwiches, wearing Lilly Pulitzer and pearls, sitting by the pool at the yacht club with your fratdaddy and finally denouncing GDIs by any and every means necessary.
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getting with more than one guy in one night
advertising themselves
getting with more than one guy in one night
advertising themselves
Amy is smutting around because she is hooking up with many guys.
Smutting around is her favorite hobby.
Smutting around is her favorite hobby.
by AAAAAAAAAA December 27, 2007
Get the smutting around mug.A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.
Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)
Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.
Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.
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