Embry-Riddle Aeronautical Students

Almost always a male and almost always never a female.

I am an Embry-Riddle student, therefore, I am probably a male.

by John Smilidgh December 28, 2004

Apple Strudel BJ

The action of performing a blow job on ones penis with a pre-heated apple strudel. Also known as the slippery-slogan.

How it works ::

You must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. Once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect penis of their partner. Once securely in place, the opposing partner then takes their mouth, wraps it around the apple strudel, which is on the erect penis, and performs a blow job by slipping the apple strudel back and forth. Once the erect penis hits it's climax and finishes the opposing partner must pull off the apple strudel with their mouth and eat it all. If the apple strudel is not full consumed after the fact, then it doesn't not count as an "Apple Strudel BJ"

That was one hell of an apple strudel bj

That was one slippery-slogan.

I would really love it if you gave me an apple strudel bj. You know? The good kind.

by taybag March 21, 2011

College Student

A machine that turns coffee into essays, charts, and various equations depending on its major.

I need a college student to crank out a theorem by monday morning.

by chemmjr April 13, 2010

philosophy student party

A party which can only be mentally conceived of, but of which no empirical data can be found.

John thought about having a philosophy student party, but in the midst of his mental wanderings he realized he was already having just such a party... a party in his mind.

by entris February 17, 2005

Student Body

A term used to describe the people who love to "get involved" in campus activities. Usually they are "independent" and the only way they make friends is by joining an organization or going to an event put together by the university. People of the Student Body enjoy pep rallies, making fun of greek life, and riding bicycles on sidewalks made for walking.

John: "I know our team is terrible at football but I can't wait for the pep rally tonight! I love supporting my school!"

Tim: "But its friday night you douche."

John: "Ya!! Everyone will be there! Plus there is free pizza after!"

Tim:"God, you're so Student Body."

by tightbutthole69 December 17, 2013

Strodel

Just a faggot. Someone who will target random-ass people just to be a dick. Always nice to the opposite gender, sometimes sexually assaulting or even raping them.

A Strodel can be easily identified by their distinct gut and lack of hair. Strodels often give off a strong scent of hypocrisy. Generally found in schools or Catholic Churches. Strodels like to get themselves in positions of power, such as school principals or priests.

Person A: (walking in school hallways)
Strodel: Hey can I talk to you for a second?
Person A: yea sure what's up?
Strodel: Someone told me you were smoking in the bathroom.
Person A: So? It's not against the rules.

Strodel: I will ruin you.

Person A: is that a threat.

Strodel: come here you
Person A: (sexually assaulted)

by jason bourne its jesus christ March 9, 2020

Štrudla

Štrudla is big, massive, one of the biggest animals on Earth. He likes sweet stuff and sweet female ;).Sometimes, he likes to row but his knees are destroyed because they are challenged by his big fat 73 kg. He is 6 foot 4 and likes Yugoslavia.He doesnt like spending time with other creatures known as humans.As he has many female friends, his favourite is MaLaHa and they hate each other.He is better rower than some Bosnian imigrant called BartoL.

Štrudla is knowledge, he looks similar to a hippopotamus

by FireFritula December 14, 2021