Stroller Motor

A MILF; specifically one pushing a small child in a stroller, commonly found in malls, parks, and at the grocery store.

I was in the food court at Phipps Plaza eating lunch and saw a drop dead gorgeous stroller motor.

by SouthSideSteve May 31, 2010

California Stroll

The slow pace that west-coasters walk at, unaware that they are moving so slowly until they encounter someone from anywhere else (with the exception of Hawaii, where they move even SLOWER, sometimes not making it down the street for days). The California Stroller may attempt to keep up with faster-paced out-of-state or international friends, but finds that they will only hurt their legs or slip on some form of frozen water, which apparently is a wide-spread natural disaster happening at certain times of the year for those not lucky enough to live south of the Holy-Snap-That's-Cold Line. California Strollers are often yards behind non-Californians and constantly block sidewalks. They claim this is because they like to enjoy the scenery.

She was doing a California Stroll, so it took us three hours to cross the street.

by California Stroller December 11, 2010

Twelve ounce stroll aka: toss

A leisurely walk usually with your dog while drinking a beer. Longer walks my require a 24 or 36 ounce stroll

After a stressful day at work, there is no better way to unwind then by taking a Twelve ounce stroll aka: toss

by bcrash October 26, 2011

stroller jockey

A parent who brings their children in a stroller, usuallly to places where children at stroller ages don't belong. Often accompanied by stroller parking and crying children. Usually they drag children where they don't want to go.

Why are all these stroller jockeys in Disney? They bring their children to a park with nothing for children under 5. I saw a 2 year old child in the haunted mansion, and he didn't stop crying until he was out of the ride.

by Rapata dude March 30, 2010

Stroller Derby

Moms with tandem and double baby strollers bashing everything in a narrow-aisle Dollar Store

It was Stroller Derby the whole day, the entire store is a wreck!

by sneederbee February 22, 2011

Stroller Troller

One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.

Who is that old guy on your page, what a creeper.. Total Stroller troller.

by Futureghst-MJC March 28, 2015

Stroller Mom

A middle age woman with her children in a stroller in any public space.
Originated from the gang of woman running around the neighborhood with there strollers.

"I can't walk two steps without running into someone."
"I know there are way to many stroller moms at Disney today."

by Thatgrlkali July 28, 2016