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stroker ace

the act of one man grabbing another mans genitalia in a sporting event.
did you see that? weirdo just pulled a stroker ace on the bjj mat!
by weeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww April 6, 2010
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Stroker

To stroke as in the hand movement, but associated with the male genitalia.
Used in response to idiots or "strokers" as a metaphor for cock touchers.
Phil Collin's is a complete stroker.
by MarkRiccioni January 31, 2005
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Stroker

An adjective to describe someone who acts a fool, does something stupid, or is by nature a straight-up dumbass. The term originated from mimicking the motion of stroking a peen while making a noise that sounds like it is coming from a special needs child.

The shortened term is "stroke" which has the same meaning and usage as "stroker".
"Owen and Avery are the largest strokers of them all."
"Dude, he's such a stroker! He thinks he knows how to play Rainbow Six Seige!"
"Man our bus driver, Mrs. Lisa, is a stroker. She is never sober when she drives us to school."
"Whatever you say, stroke."
by MyPalDogmeat August 28, 2019
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clit stroker

Clit Stroker (kuh.lit-stro.ker)

1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.

2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.

3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)
When I get my clit stroker thrusting at just the right angle, she starts doing her impression of a Yellowstone geyser!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
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crystal stroker

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009
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Phone stroker

An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.
Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
by roadkyll October 13, 2011
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stall stroker

Someone who masterbates in an office restroom.
DS: Dude I walked into the bathroom and heard moaning and this terrible popping sound like pulling your cheeks really fast.
BK: Must have been a stall stroker. Did you see who it was?
DS: Nope, just saw black boots under the stall and got the hell out of dodge.
by Shirazamatazz March 13, 2014
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