Sharpless

One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.

Ugh. That's the third time this week that sharpless loser has asked me out to dinner so we can discuss my writing.

by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004

staples

an expression of awesomeness

You got the new album? That shit's staples!

by A&A Mehta March 6, 2009

staplesex

when a couple are engaging in sexual intercourse
a stapler is used to excite the gentiles?

OMG! I had the best staplesex with this girl last night, she totally made me blow off

by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

Dr. Roberta Staples

She's a really really really big bitch

Hi, I'm dr. Roberta Staples, and I'm a bitch!

by Believe Me I Know December 14, 2008

Staplesex

when a couple are engaging in sexual intercourse
a stapler is used to excite the gentiles

OMG! I had the best staplesex with this girl last night, she totally made me blow off

by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

staplesnatch

of, or pertaining to, a woman who's father will not allow her to participate in the act of sexual intercourse until she is married

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Look at that woman in the corner!!! she cant have any fun cause shes a STAPLESNATCH!!?!

by penguineatingrobot June 30, 2006

strables

a nickname you call someone even when you know they hate it.

"I asked you not to call me strables."

by Margie Prankston October 13, 2006