An over-confident wannabe frat daddy who has a way with the ladies but is liked sparingly by other males.
"Hey Hartson, should we be nice and invite your brother to come to the party?" Hartson replies "Fuck no, my brother's a stuche bag." Everyone replies "Hahaha, what the fuck were we thinking, thank god you reminded us."
by John Grady W. November 7, 2011
Get the A Stuche Bag mug.To take a wisk of generally strong Russian vodka, or sometimes Listerine, and forcibly hose it into the depths of the vaginal abyss of a female, hence rendering your mouth a makeshift douchebag, or in this case a swouchebag.
Emily Cronin's vaginal chasm had once again filled itself with moderately sized fungal colonies, and I offered to swouche it for her and rid it of its live cultures.
by Fletcher, Grandson of Genghis May 16, 2007
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Someone who acts like an entertaining jerkoff. Also, could be someone who is arrogant and is a jerk playing video games.
by Raymond J. A. Davison December 17, 2007
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Get the souche mug.when someone acts like a faggot, a douche, a queer, a loser and tries to act like cool with american eagle hats, and shark week necklaces, its commonly known to act like a "Sam Palmer" so they shortened the name to a SPouche......
by FPmessi10 December 3, 2011
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Get the Stuche mug.A sloucher is a person who sucks the insides of live or uncooked crustation out into their mouth (chewing it) and spits it back into the crustation. A sloucher repeats this motion until the insides of the crustation are somewhat liquified. Finally the person ingests the Slouche
there for deeming them a Sloucher.
there for deeming them a Sloucher.
Shawn says, "Hey guys, you want go to Red Lobster and go crab slouching"
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Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!
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Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!
by Lance@assO.com September 3, 2005
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