Stroking my familiar

When you have sustained from intercourse for a prolonged period of time and you become too familiar with your genitalia.

Sharon: "I haven't had a shag in ages so I ended up stroking my familiar last night."

Gaz: "That sucks."

by Boleynlady November 29, 2011

Stroking the cat

the act of female masterbation

"I caught Sally in the act of stroking the cat yesterday"

by tnbabe April 29, 2015

stooping it

verb - to hang out on ones front steps, porch, or stoop, usually in large quantities, and for long periods of time.

"yo me and chalky were stooping it up at j-dubs"

by jimbotron3 November 11, 2006

Stroking

stroking

(verb)
(painfully)
to have a stroke

Synonyms:
OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING A STROKE

Examples:
IM STROKING CALL AN AMBULANCEFIWKJENURBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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(verb)
(lustfully)
to stroke a diC-

Synonyms:
BIG GAE, sWeET aSS, COCK IN THE AS-

Examples:

*Wattpad writers*: He gently put his hand on his dick stroking it and biting his ear.
His own ea-

by nice try there idiot August 31, 2019

Stroking the salami

Synonym for masturbation

"Caught him stroking the salami last night"

by Zaks June 11, 2007

Chuck Storming

The act of blundering into a lamppost or any other erect obstacle at a pace whilst engaged in enthusiastic dialogue and therefore not paying attention.

e.g i)

Dude A: 'Oiiizzooiiizzooi, i just chuck stormed it on the way in here!!1!'

Dude B: 'What a douche.'

Dude C: 'What a douche-fag'

e.g ii)

Bill: 'Hey, look at Henry chuck storming over there.'

Harry: 'God, he's such an attention seeking whore.'

Henry: 'Ooooooh stop. I can't breathe.'

by Shmames Schmulluck May 30, 2009

stroking it

a way of saying masterbation

yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful

by Jesse March 17, 2007