Not a Scooby

Shortened form of "Not a Scooby Doo" which itself is rhyming slang for I haven't got a clue. (Scooby Doo rhymes with clue.)

What time does the next bus arrive? Sorry, not a Scooby. Isn't there a timetable in the bus shelter?

by 9200feet February 22, 2011

Scooby Douche

A person who always thinks they have everything figured out, but are usually wrong.

"Dude, I know Kevin is cheating on Lynn; I see him with Michelle ALL the time."

"That's his sister you Scooby Douche!!"

by Fudgey the Whale August 1, 2009

Scooby Scare Tactics

Jivespoken by blacks in order to intimidate or scare white people.

These black guys walked up to me and tried pulling their scooby scare tactics on me.

by someM14u February 28, 2011

Scooby Doo Logic

The concept of, whenever something bad or sketchy happens, splitting up. It was originally applicable in the to moments in the show, Scooby Doo, when the gang was in a group and then splits up to gather clues (often with moderate success and then complications, e.g. Velma loses her glasses). Usage now, though, has come to generally be in regards to two or more people separating, or "splitting up," when it seems illogical to do so.

"What the fuck? You're breaking up with me?" said the boyfriend.

"Yes," said the girlfriend.

"I can't believe that you're splitting up with me! This shit is fucking Scooby Doo Logic!" he screamed.

by Oodles and oodles of noodles! April 8, 2012

The Storby

a unique individual that compensates for his lack of social skills with limitless amounts of useless knowledge

The Storby yelled "superstar" as he slipped over the plaque.

by your buddies March 13, 2004

Shooby-dooby

A popular drink mix in southern United States, which consists of fireball whiskey, monster, and a bit of cherry juice

Me and John got wasted from a shooby-dooby last night

by T_dono09 December 5, 2018

stooly

1> a rat
2> a guy who tells the cops or other authorities of wrongdoings
3> The guy in prison movies who winds up being either killed in the prison riot, or getting pounded in the ass untill he dies of rectal trauma

1> You fuckin Stooly ratbastard
2> that fuckin Stooly ratbastard told the cops about the weed!
3> GET THE STOOLY!!!!

by Chad of Arimithea October 30, 2006