Stoner-Wall

A point where a person or persons within a group get so stoned that they reach a silent standstill. (AND/OR) A collective ceasing of thought and or focus amoungst a group of stoners.

(Similar to a runner hitting a "brick wall" where everything goes silent and they completely loose focus and stop in a standstill state)

STONERS: (Random Talking)
1 minute later...
STONERS: (Silence)
2 minutes later...
STONER 1: Dude what were we talking about?
STONER 2: I don't know man, I think we hit a stoner-wall.

by Arnaudamous September 3, 2009

stoner thumb

stoner thumb is the callous that forms on the side of your thumb as a direct result of using a lighter way too much. This usually occurs during long sessions of smoking the herb.

"Son, whats that on your thumb"
"A callous"
"from what?"
"not from my lighter sir"
"really because it looks like you've got a stoner thumb"

by knels October 15, 2009

stoner tragedy

Something bad that happens to someone as a direct result of them being stoned. This bad thing is usually something small and would most likely not have happened otherwise.

Person 1: Dude, that bowl last night hit me really hard. I almost dropped all my Captain Crunch on the carpet.

Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.

Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.

by ChocolateBaconCrunch November 26, 2013

Somer

/suh•mer/ Not to be confused with that blonde cunt, Summer. What we have here is a total sweetheart. Don't call her that though, because she wants people to know she's tough as nails. She may be a bit ditzy at times but make no mistake, she's a closet brainiac. Feed her often and shower her with big hugs. Somer is the sunshine that can light up even the darkest of your days!

Why in the bloody fuck is it so bright in here? Oh, Somer just walked in.

by Beadyeyedbuttchugger October 28, 2020

Personal Stoner

A personal stoner is a stoner that spends the majority of his time smoking cannabis by his or her self. these kinds of Stoners are more in-tune to themselves, due to the countless hours spent smoking weed alone, they gain a great knowledge of there own personality and themselves as a person. They are mostly anti-social besides there personal friends and tend to act weird around other people.

Joe: so ive been thinking, mike is a personal stoner huh?
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.

by C Jara May 3, 2011

Stomedy

Type of cancer you can only find on youtube. He is the epitome of darknenn. Sometimes looks like a telletubby.
Has become a meme for drilling himself in the head and smoking cardboard

"I have no friends, I have no enemies, ah shit. My life is fucking boring man, ah yes, sometimes I...I upload like ten vidoes in one day because I have no life, Anyway...". My name is Stomedy

by Dinotrux4lyfeochinchin May 4, 2016

Stoner Shits

The large shit or shits you take the following morning after getting stoned and eating an excessive amount of delicious food.

Sarah did you get the stoner shits too!? haha We ate WAY to much food last night.

by Quinzilla January 23, 2011