verb; swimulation, swimulated, swumulate, swamulated, swim·mu-lating, noun
–verb (used without object)
1.
to dance as if you have no bones.
2.
to bob about due to massive consumption of hooch
3.
to sway, suspended in air as if floating in water.
4.
to smoothly slur all words in one solid sentence without spaces in the face of a worthy mate and thus make her totally swoon/swumulated.
5.
to be immersed or steeped in or overflowing or flooded with boozification at your local boozapalooza.
–noun
6.
an act, instance, or period of swimulation.
7.
seemingly unaware of your surroundings yet actively engaged in getting down and shaking your groove thang.
Etymology: The combination of simulate and swim. Coined by Joey Meatballs previously known as Joey Bahamas.
–verb (used without object)
1.
to dance as if you have no bones.
2.
to bob about due to massive consumption of hooch
3.
to sway, suspended in air as if floating in water.
4.
to smoothly slur all words in one solid sentence without spaces in the face of a worthy mate and thus make her totally swoon/swumulated.
5.
to be immersed or steeped in or overflowing or flooded with boozification at your local boozapalooza.
–noun
6.
an act, instance, or period of swimulation.
7.
seemingly unaware of your surroundings yet actively engaged in getting down and shaking your groove thang.
Etymology: The combination of simulate and swim. Coined by Joey Meatballs previously known as Joey Bahamas.
1.
Human: "Joey Meatballs, you look like you are really feeling this song by Toto."
Joey Meatballs: "I'm totally swimulating. I want assimilation through swimulation for everyone, to feel as though we're all of one mind..."
Human: "You sir, are a living legend."
Joey Meatballs: "...and yet I bleed real blood."
2.
Despite the crowd between him and the bar, Joey Meatballs will swimulate through them to get his beers from the bartender.
3. "Ah man, I am so swimulated right now."
Human: "Joey Meatballs, you look like you are really feeling this song by Toto."
Joey Meatballs: "I'm totally swimulating. I want assimilation through swimulation for everyone, to feel as though we're all of one mind..."
Human: "You sir, are a living legend."
Joey Meatballs: "...and yet I bleed real blood."
2.
Despite the crowd between him and the bar, Joey Meatballs will swimulate through them to get his beers from the bartender.
3. "Ah man, I am so swimulated right now."
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Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
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he felt a wave of simultedium as the cable news reporter droned on about Tiger Woods' latest stripper girlfriend.
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When the O'Malley conjured up yet another Stimulation Error in our Intro. class the rest of the class laughed at him.
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