STD

stands for Super Trendy Don
i got it from tv sex pals

"ok sticky what does STD stand for?"
"it stands for Super Trendy Don"
"sticky u idiot"

by a girl with nothing to do August 24, 2006

STD

STD is an acronym for "Seize the Dave!" It can be used as a shortened name for the infamous website seizethedave.com, or to secretly announce that you will be abducting a nearby person named Dave.

There he is, STD before he gets away!

by Rocket Johnny (IGTF member) December 19, 2002

STD

a cruel trick god plays

Damn you, Jebus!

by bosstone August 12, 2003

std

An abbreviation of STanDard. It appeared in Mega Man Battle Network and Star Force series.

Look, I got a STD chip Cannon!

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 15, 2008

std

What killed unprotected sex.

John: " Yo Jack, you gonna bang Katie tonight?"

Jack: " Yeah but she told me she was HIV positive. I'm gonna have to use a condom."

John: " Damn, she has an STD? That blows! Sex is always better without a condom."

by CarlosX December 28, 2005

STDs

'S'exually 'T'ransmitted 'D'isease's'.

God's way of evening out the risks of sex, so not only women have something to lose if they have unprotected sex, but men too.

Use a condom!

James: If I bang this girl and she gets pregnant, there's no real risk in it for me, right? I can just leave her

Gregory: Well.. true. But you could catch STDs and die, or never be able to have sex again.. plus you might have to pay Child Support anyway.

James: .. true.

by Hate Me To Be Me =] March 6, 2010

STD

short for "Shit To Do"

Naw, I can't come over and watch the game, I got STD.

by Sslime October 17, 2004