2 definitions by alyssalicious

someone who is acting like a retard or pissing you off
boy: hey! i want you...bad
girl: shut up crotch digger
by alyssalicious April 28, 2007
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to smoke pot, drink alcohol and take thizz pills at the same time
friend: lets go to a party!!
you: are we gonna std??
friend: hell yeah!
by alyssalicious May 30, 2007
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