Satisfiction

When your feeling of satisfaction is completely fictional.

I thought I got laid last night but it was only in a dream. It was totally satisfiction, man.

by fin32 February 27, 2011

sadistic

1)adj. someone who takes pleasure in the pain of others
2) not to be confused with cruel, some one who is cruel is mean for the sake of being mean a sadist (sadistic person) is someone who is mean for the sake of enjoyment

On a bad day (actually almost everyday) joni is a sadistic witch. (and she is damn proud of that fact)

or

I am a sadist don't tell me about your problems they only make me laugh harder.

by Fallenangel2126 March 29, 2007

Statist

Anyone holding the paradoxical belief that people are more competent to govern each other than they are to make individual choices.

"They either want a war on drugs or a war on guns or a war on speech or a war on business. Stupid statists."

by word_g33k February 17, 2013

Statistical Extraploitation

To exploit a sports statistic by extrapolating it over an entire season, despite a tiny sample size. This is wildly popular on the second day of the Major League Baseball season.

D-Bag: Hey did you see the opener yesterday? Soriano hit two home runs. Christ, if he keeps that up he'll hit 324 home runs this year!!

Guy#2: And if you keep your Statistical Extraploitations up, you'll be more of a D-bag.

by TR Slyder April 6, 2009

statriotically

sta.tri.o.ti.cal.ly (STAY-tree-ah-ti-ka-lee)
-adverb

In a statriotic manner.

Peggy does everything statriotically, with the best interest of North Dakota in mind.

by P, B, B, D & J May 4, 2007

Sextistics

Statistical data relating to sexual encounters.

The sextistics of XXX personal life defy belief

by Psynce Friction April 1, 2009

Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service

The intro to an anime called blend s. If you want to know if someone is an anime fan just say smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service and if they dont respond with something else beginning with s like sono chi no sadame, sasageyo or cyaka blyat their heads will explode

Girl one: smile!

Girl two:sweet!
Girl three: sister!
Girl four:sadistic!
Guy one:surprise!
Guy two and three:service!!
Every closet anime fan: *nervously sweats* my ultimate weakness. Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service.......... 'smoke week every day'

by RobinEmma February 19, 2021