Satisfiction 

When your feeling of satisfaction is completely fictional.

I thought I got laid last night but it was only in a dream. It was totally satisfiction, man.

Satisfiction by fin32 February 27, 2011

satisfiction 

A claim of satisfaction when the reality is complete and utter dissatisfaction.

Your friend: How's the married life treating you?

You: No complaints.

Your friend: Sounds like satisfiction, if you ask me.

You: Hells yeah!

satisfiction by thentzel September 5, 2007

satisfization 

used when the word "satisfaction" cannot possibly described the feeling of enjoyment one is experiencing, often used after a sexual encounter of "HELL YEAH!!!!" proportions.

That bitch Flossie gave me some good satisfization!

satisfization by J, Brown J August 2, 2007

satisfaction

the tangible feeling in which I demand some of.

satisfaction by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

satisfaction

The feeling you get when you obtain one of the following: revenge, orgasm, college degree, a really hot chick's/dude's phone #

(revenge/orgasm) I was satisfied after I came for the 4th time that night, afterall, I was fucking my girlfriends sister after I found out my girlfriend cheated on me.

(degree/phone#) I was showing off my college degree at work and this hot chick gave me her number.

satisfaction by syst0lic August 11, 2003

Textual Satisfaction 

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.

"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."

Textual Satisfaction by SoccerKid3310 May 9, 2010

internet satisfaction 

When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this strange feeling. At that moment, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH BROWSING ON THE INTERNET. You have an uncontrollable urge to get out of your house, and actually get a life.

Chuck: Hey dude, "wuts up"!

Charles: Damn nigga"internet satisfaction" finally hit yo dumbass!"

internet satisfaction by GamerLex1 January 13, 2008