Sarcasm post: Man, why does it gotta be summer already? Being trapped in a small building and being forced to listen to lectures is the funnest thing in the world!
Replier: What are you talking about?!? School sucks! You're retarded!
Replier: What are you talking about?!? School sucks! You're retarded!
by danthaman15 June 22, 2009
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(Bald midget prostitute walks by)
Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
by Sketchead October 24, 2009
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When in conversation, person A says something that person B knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person A's voice. Derives from when a grasshopper is in the grass and you know it is there but you cannot see it.
After Steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"
by Monsieur Monsieur October 11, 2013
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Sarcasm:
mocking humor, or the use of irony to make a joke.
Sarcasm:
mocking humor, or the use of irony to make a joke.
by Justforsarcasm January 12, 2017
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*Man stumbles from a bar holding his stab wounded stomach and bumps into Guy*
Guy: Watch it prick!
Man: Oh I'm sorry. Is my dying getting in your way. Forget calling an ambulance, buy this man a drink.
*Man stumbles from a bar holding his stab wounded stomach and bumps into Guy*
Guy: Watch it prick!
Man: Oh I'm sorry. Is my dying getting in your way. Forget calling an ambulance, buy this man a drink.
by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009
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Get the Sarcasm mug.The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.
"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"
"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"
"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"
"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."
"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"
"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"
"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."
by Kamidarko January 24, 2009
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