Stapes

Name for a bra designed for, and by, men. Usually green or dark blue, as many men with moobs object to the colours pink and lemon yellow.

"Hi, my name is Albert, and I'm looking for a stapes, size XL?"
"Of course, sir, we'll be with you right away."
"Thank you kindly."

by ihavemoobs September 1, 2009

checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

by whhpssh October 24, 2014

Spin Starts Here, The

One of the best web sites in the Blog o sphere

Yo dawg! Yo site aint no Spin Starts Here, bitch!

by GuySebastian January 7, 2004

check your stats

what you tell someone when you arguing with them and they give you a wrong answer

dave: hey man, I think suzie is hot!
tom: no way! she is freakin' ugly!
dave: you better check your stats dude!

by juliokc October 2, 2008

starts now

Something that Scot has no idea of and resorts to chatters in the G4 Chat room.

Gimme an idea!

by sf November 14, 2003

stats queen

A stats queen is someone who cares too much about their stats score (ie: win/loss ratio) at the expense of the enjoyment of a multiplayer competitive game. These people would frequently create a dozen dummy accounts to practice their skills/strategy so their actual account looks more 'gosu' and it is therefore not a true reflection of their playing ability. These people often deliberately kick people who are better then them and selectively choose to play against less experienced opponents. They get in to nerd rage, if they're on the losing team and will beg like a pussy for an allied victory (e.g starcraft 3v3 game).

"wait don't kill me, Allied victory me!"
me - "why should I?"
"I don't want a bad record otherwise it will look bad in front of my clan mates"
me - "L0L you stats queen"

by casualstarcraftplayer November 15, 2009

Staptual

A man who has a short pointy member

Samuel don't go pointing that filthy staptual over here!

by Kris Carne May 19, 2015