Spankerchief

a hankerchief that you cum on

wow dude i need to wash my spankerchief

by Mitch Meyer April 8, 2008

Spankered

The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.

Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!

by Makaveli321 October 17, 2012

Stalnakering

To get what you want, when you want it and how you want it. Continuing firmly or obstinately in a course of action in spite of difficulty or opposition.

Man, did you see Ryan go to town Stalnakering that vendor to get those updates? Nice job Stalnakering that order, that's what we like to see. persistent overwhelming

by Joe Vendor March 14, 2014

wall spanker

one who rubs his/her naked body up and down a wall.

Person 1: duuuuude, is u a wall spanker?

Person 2: hell yeah it's awesome!!!!!

by killah giggler August 21, 2006

Monkey Spanker

A Monkey Spanker is were a human spanks a monkey or ape with his hand.

Dang, that dude's a monkey Spanker.

by Savannah connars April 3, 2021

cock spanker

tthe act of punsihing sum1 by spanking them with ur cock

mike southwood took a giant cock spanking from a black man, but he enjoyed it instead of crying, i guess he is used to it

by jobodaho January 25, 2004

wanker spanker

Something resembling a cockslap. Usually across their other partner's face or genitals.

Mary confessed to her boyfriend that she just gets wild of being wanker spanked.

by Lacey January 18, 2005