Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine

a canadian on the wall who continues to spout retarded propaganda even though he's been told numerous times that no one cares. refuses to go to a political board, where he would be torn to shreds.if you encounter him, do not respond to his taunts! you'll only be feeding the troll!!!!!

omg! its the Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine back on the wall again! has he no life? LETS ALL IGNORE HIM!!!!

by da trick biatch February 8, 2006

statistics

Bullshit alot of the time.

Most of the time, statistics are bullshit.

by Clinker June 19, 2008

Sanist

'Sanist' means assuming that only the allegedly sane have any rights, and that they can ride roughshod over the rights of anyone without 100% mental health e.g. in law, because they are the power group in the right. Cf racist,where the rights of people are diminshed according to their race, ageist, where the dignity and rights of older people are diminished, and sexist, where the dignity and rights of the weaker sex (usually women) are diminished.

Sanist language is used by the power group against the minority.

Also Sanism

"axe wielding schizophrenics"

That remark is sanist in that you are diminishing a group of disabled people with a harmful and inaccurate stereotype.

by Clare501 September 2, 2005

Become a statistic

Noun
1. To die by some means and be counted in a statistic grouping
2. To commit suicide and be counted in said group

1. "Deaths by D.U.I." "Deaths from overdose" "Deaths from cancer" "Deaths from heart attacks" "Deaths from choking"
2. "New Mexico has the 2nd highest teen suicide rate in the U.S."

Example: Too many teens commit suicide and end up dead because they chose to become a statistic.

by Steve Indigo March 10, 2006

Stanislovaitis

Volleyballing 6-4 lanky beast.
Likes to bro it up wit some d-bags and gives free hand jobs.
Dominates school while still ballin hard.

Check out Stanislovaitis dominating the court.

Stanislovaitis is a fucking rapist.

by Ole Gunner November 1, 2010

Fake Statistics

A fake percentage to show off knowledge, stupidity, or to harass a group of people.

Example of "Fake Statistics".

Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"

Victor, "LOLWUT"

by Jerio November 8, 2009

Morford Statistic

A seemingly plausible statistic provided without reference to official sources to support one's position while in conversation.

A: "75% percent of people think X".
B: You just made that up, that's a Morford statistic.

by Resistingfanatic April 10, 2020