stair

THE FUCKING GOD OF THE UNIVERSE THE LITTEST PERSON EVER

hoie fuk its stair

by lolfamlit December 25, 2016

Stair-Job

The act of cleaning one's steps, usually to impress a member of the opposite sex. Stair-jobs vary between first-rate and second-rate quality performances. Certain stair-jobs also include a thorough cleaning of both stairwells and steps.

Despite having a dirty porch herself, Xzen gave the best stair-jobs in all of the city.

by Joey the Fox April 24, 2010

Nesquick Stairs

The set of stairs that mark the beginning of Goog Run. Named after a delicious chocolate drink that was thrown at them.

The Nesquick Stairs lead into Goog Run

by Bozo the Clown March 11, 2005

Randy Stair

an underrated shooter :(

Victoria: hey randy!
randy stair: *starts shooting t everyone*

by iamevil October 27, 2020

Air Stair

When you walk up a stairway and trip on an imaginary stair

I was bringing pizza upstairs when I tripped on an air stair.

by ScienceFreak77 October 10, 2016

The Stairs Test

A term used when writing Harry Potter fanfiction (mostly on Ao3) where a character finds out they're trans by going up the "wrong" stairs in the dorms of Hogwarts. The stairs only allow one gender to come up them (Male or female), and when a canonically Male character (primarily Harry) is able to go up the stairs in a fanfic, it serves to move the plot forward.

"I was reading a fanfic the other day, and the author included the stairs test"

by Kayla_idk July 12, 2022

stairs in the forest

Stairs that are 10 - 50 miles or more feet in a forest for no reason no foundation to seem like it belongs to another place

I saw the stairs in the forest about 50 feet in the forest

by The silent watcher September 26, 2020