When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.
Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.
by Bookbagman December 05, 2017
A mustache stereotypical to rapists. Typically something unattractive and creepy looking. Also see molestache.
by christhafris October 20, 2009
A scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. This wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.
Tony says "Hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a Hitler mustache?"
Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"
Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"
Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"
Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"
by T-WOO April 21, 2010
by Matthias B May 21, 2007
by holymolyhorsie March 01, 2011
by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003
1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.
2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.
2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.
She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stache-ist.
That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stache-ist.
That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stache-ist.
by tankbeh January 13, 2011