fash-stache

A toothbrush moustache resembling that of facist Hitler

dude, you better shave off that Fash-stache before going to your synagogue.

by Matthias B June 7, 2007

Scab Stache

A scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. This wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.

Tony says "Hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a Hitler mustache?"

Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"

Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"

by T-WOO April 21, 2010

Reno Stache

A big thick mustache often worn by a cop, similar to the cops on Reno 911.

Look at that guy's Reno stache, he's either a police officer or a pedophile.

by holymolyhorsie March 15, 2011

Funk Stache

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.

Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.

by Bookbagman December 5, 2017

Pencil stache

The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.

“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”

by Lootmon November 23, 2019

porn stache

having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy's, world known porn star.

Heheh, that dude got a fucking porn stache.

by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003

Stache-ist

1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.

2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.

She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stache-ist.

That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stache-ist.

by tankbeh January 14, 2011