football mustache

A very thin mustache that is usually worn by a teenager. It is known as a football mustache because it is said that there are only 11 hairs on each side.

The teenage boy walked by a girl and winked at her. She looked back and thought "Eww gross! I could never kiss him, he has a football mustache!"

by holymolyhorsie August 07, 2014

Moe Haircut

When a person has a bowl haircut like moe from the 3 stooges.

I'd like to punch that guy in the face and watch his moe haircut shake around.

by holymolyhorsie February 08, 2011

Reno Stache

A big thick mustache often worn by a cop, similar to the cops on Reno 911.

Look at that guy's Reno stache, he's either a police officer or a pedophile.

by holymolyhorsie March 01, 2011

Humpamaniac

A male dog that likes to hump anything that it comes near. The humping usually occurs with other dogs, male or female, but can take place with pretty much anything, such as tree stumps, rocks, or the occasional leg.

Every time I look out the window my dog is humping something. He is such a humpamaniac!

by holymolyhorsie October 11, 2011