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Squeebenhofen, Tra-quee III

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic Adventure of Popes, Pineapples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Beniquila Monsontra and Fippleosa McDurfur.
I have to write a report on Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.
by Mel July 16, 2008
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squeeblejim

used in a popular Ann Fraistat play about a defective detective, squeeblejim was used by the protagonist as a way of describing how he felt in an offbeat manner. Ann Fraistat is a talented writer from the DC area.
Johnson: OH MY GOD! you were just shot! how do you feel, det. Pimbly?
det. Pimbly: squeeblejim, Rick. just plain squeeblejim.
by lazystupidandcorrupt January 20, 2008
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squeegie

a squeegie is when you are doing a girl in the ass, and after you finish, you punch her in the back to tense her up... and when you pull your tool out, it is squeegied clean.
i was doing that dirty whore in the ass last night and decided i wanted a squeegie when i was done....
by SlutBucket September 25, 2006
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squeegie

A man that consistently prematurely ejaculates, and doesn't care to fix the problem.
"Ever have to sneeze with a mouthfull of Mashed Potatoes? Yeah, a squeegie is kinda like that."
by Sesame Sticks May 17, 2006
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Squeezie

A dude who has power over all because of his god- like appearance. This man plays lead guitar for a multitude of bands. He also plays ice hockey but sux at it. Squeezie is a chick magnet that all the hott chicks flock to, and I don't mean chickens! This man is also HUGE. He can consume much beverage and state altering material. He is Jewish, Christian, Irish, Atheist, German, African, Russian, Italian, and part horse. Although some of these origins are not visible from the outside, if you look up his butt, you might find something landing on your face. WARNING: Squeezie is addictive because of his humor and could incinerate your brain with laughter.
All the bitch's are addicted to Squeezie; no lie.
by Squeezie Them Boobies March 1, 2009
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squeekie

someone who liked to drill holes into other peoples heads and then fuck the hole full of squeeshie goodness...
Better be good or the squeekies will come and get you! -- When squeekies attack. - Cessna is a squeekie.
by Cessnoob February 15, 2008
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Squeegie Beckenhime

A name to use when you're trying to annoy those pesky telemarketers or spam mailers.
Telemarketer: Hello, is this the Smith residence.
Ms. Smith: No, I'm sorry. You must have the wrong number. This is Squeegie Beckenhime.
by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005
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