Square Root of a Pinecone

The square root of a pinecone is an acorn. This is because pinecones are made from acorns. Around 3-4 of them make a pinecone. This is done by putting them into a crafting table; the result comes out with a pinecone. Just be aware that the bisectors are unstable in the reactors from the perpendicularity of the pineconium.

What is the square root of pinecone?
Uh can you clarify that question?
What is the square root of a pinecone?

by LoserCringe August 29, 2019

Chop tha Squad

Derived from the French "Tes chopé de equipé?" meaning "Did you have sex with the team?

To have sex or perform sexual favors on more than one member of your friend group.

I heard she's the type of girl to chop tha squad!

by LIL___t January 15, 2015

Hip to Be Square

The undisputed masterpiece of Huey Lewis and the News. A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends, but it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

"Hip to Be Square" reached number three as a single.

by Stealth Crane August 20, 2011

Squanching

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

squarl

Derived from the minyana family, a squarl is a common name for a schmoo.

The word Squarl is also used when looking for potential female lovers.

Where’s all the squarl?

Any squarl today, Simmo?

Might have a darb and then go find some squarl.

by Simmo, the Squarl Hunter February 4, 2020

Square Tire

Motorcyclist that never gets off interstates or major state or Federal highways. Complains loudly to fellow bikers if any side trip is proposed or considered. Usually a novice biker that will end the hobby soon. Very unpleasant to ride with.

The pack finally realized that Kyle was a "square tire" and told him they would meet back up with him in the Davenport/Moline area

by ponderpoint August 18, 2009

irony squared

Irony as an external attribute; beyond the qualities of an implicit component. Irony as a subjectively-applied attribute of an object which ALREADY contains internal ironic components. Irony that falls outside of the bounds of postmodernism. Postmodernists call it post-irony and ascribe it primarily to post-postmodernism; although much of post-irony arcs farther, into hypermodernism. Includes ironic nihilism, ideal ironicism (aesthetic), and ironic identity (racial; collective conciousness). Popular in the alt-right messaging approach

A number of late 90’s postmodern academics considered second-degree existential irony to be a boundary of postmodernism rather than external to postmodernism itself; however this analysis did not take into account the unique attributes of nihilism as compared to existentialism as a whole

Ironic nihilism is an example of irony squared because nihilism itself already contains implicit irony.

by sandraxine June 10, 2017