Squaids

Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.

"Have you seen any squirrels lately?"
"Nah man, I think they died from squaids"

by SlimSquaidy March 22, 2021

Squidbag

A variation of the term, teabagging popularized in Nintendo online shooter Splatoon/Splatoon 2 by community.

"Squidbagging" is to switch rapidly from kid to squid form, acting as a taunt to the player that was "splatted".

Person 1: *splats somebody with Slosher* *Proceeds to Squidbag*
Person 2: Bruh.

by ToothPizza May 27, 2019

Squirbo

Furry little rodents that dig holes in your lawn and property; such as moles, gophers, groundhogs and rabbits.
Originated from Plants Vs. Zombies/2009.

"It's just like hunting squirbos." -Crazy Dave

by vDubbbz15 March 12, 2020

Squid-eye

Squid-eye is a reference to a person in a state of extreme drunkenness.

If drunk and almost toppling over then you would be known as Super Squid-eyed.
If drunk with no recollection of the event then you would be known as Mega Squid-eyed

The COMETs went to the pub and drunk so much that they were squid-eyed.

by Tinytots July 14, 2015

slav squat

Refers to the squatting position often done by Russians and other slavic people while loitering/waiting outside.

I saw a Russian in a slav squat while smoking a cigarette.

by dEX August 22, 2012

Slav Squat

Squatting with heels on ground in a tracksuit while eating semechki and drinking vodka. Legend has it that if u do this long enough u will activate the third eye of the Slav

Me and Boris had a Slav Squat session outside semechki factory

by Sidewinderxxx May 2, 2018

lovely bit of squirrel

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.

*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel’

by Jim and Wilson May 6, 2020