squidward

(verb) to squidward.

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.

squidwarder: Hey guys, you'll never guess what happened last night! Sarah and I were having sex and she wanted me to give her a squidward.

friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here.
friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?

by the biggest cheese March 11, 2010

Squidward

Jasmine

"Isn't that Jasmine?"
"You mean like a Squidward?"

by jasmine.rosie_ January 25, 2017

Squidward

You place one nut over each of a girls eye and flop your dick over her nose

I was bored and knew my chick was in a bad mood so I flopped my balls on her eyes and cock over her nose, I knew a good old fashioned Squidward would cheer her up

by Gatlin1976 November 13, 2021

Squidward

When u put your balls over her eyes and your dong down across her nose so she looks like squidward

Yo my dudes I made my girl look like squidward last nigh

by Longshlongswangin January 22, 2020

Squidward

The realist and practical character of the Spongebob universe. Often referred to for his short temper or lack of enthusiasm. Regardless Squidward is the best Spongebob character.

Look at that guy over there he’s so down to earth but angers easily what a Squidward.

by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

squidward

His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose

My eyelash flew off
When I saw that dick was too soft (What the fuck?)
Need a dick like Rick Ross
Or Dora the Explorer get lost
Get in my zone, I'm ass naked at home
He knowin' just when I'm on
I post it up like Malone
Get so much neck, it's wrong
That I should smell like cologne
Swallow this dick, it's gone
He's searching for it on Chrome

His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose
His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward Nose

Teah: OMG did you see squidwards nose?!
Morgan:His dick smaller than my toes

by Morgii February 28, 2022

Squidward

Indication that you would like your passenger to slob your knob while driving.

*turns to partner*
"Squidward"

by Chusokorny May 9, 2019