slutterly ridiculous

When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.

Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

fuck stutter

The inablity to speak clearly when an individual nears climax.

"Whos yo Daddy Girl! WHo-o-o-os Y-y-yo Dad-d-d-y Ughhh..."

by OPi3 March 3, 2004

shutterbug

(n.) Slang for a photographer, particularly an avid photographer, derived from "shutter," the camera's light-admitting mechanism.

This used to be a peaceful place ten years ago until all these shutterbugs discovered it, and now they're simply crawling all over it.

by Williewanka September 18, 2006

Stuttering Stench

Stuttering stench refers to the morning after a heavy night on the sauce.....
Stuttering is when you are hanging so bad that you can't even string a sentence together, just a stuttering of rambling bullshit.... Stench is from the rancid farts caused by the intake of copious amounts of alcohol... alcohol removes bacteria from the inside walls of certain organs and when gas passes through your colon (shit passage) it picks up the loose bacteria and forces it out causing the most horrendous stench.... Also known as beer farts.

Person 1: "you were absolutely smashed last night"

Person 2: "I.... I.... I c..can't really r....remember anything" ***FART***

Person1: "For fuck sake! That stinks you stuttering stench!

by Lee Everette March 10, 2015

Calcutta splutter

A long and haphazard trail of liquidized faeces, left by dogs with serious gastro-intestinal problems.

With wonder and awe we followed the Calcutta Splutter from avenue to alleyway.

by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005

Spatter Khak's

Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.

Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.

by TacomaBeags March 15, 2011

Spatterhund

{spah-tur-hoond} noun, 1. A person that derives pleasure and gratification from ejaculation (typically male) upon their head, neck and face; the central tenet of this cum fetish is that the longer and forceful the stream, and the greater the volume of ejaculate, the better; frequently performed in a group setting, e.g. a circle jerk

The spatterhund took on ten guys and was blinded by jizz.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009