spradle

too discreetly swing one leg out to the side while walking to rid oneself of fruit roll-up (when yer nut sack sticks to your leg)

I was walkin to class with a fine honey and had to discreetly spradle so she didn't see me peel my sack off my leg.

by JtothemuthafuckinB October 30, 2007

chocolate straddler

A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.

"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."

by Hannawana April 23, 2007

straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!

Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!

by Andy Sword January 5, 2009

Straddle-whipped

Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.

Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.

by Oliver February 5, 2005

Sausage Straddler

A homosexual man

"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"

by tbone69 August 22, 2008

cpr straddle

That is when someone straddles you like a beast in heat while administering CPR.

Wow did you see how she gave him the CPR straddle after he was found not breathing over there in the corner?

by CPR STRADDLE April 23, 2013

Spradley

is a old rotten troll pussy nasty cunt that need to be clean horrible and fucking sick!!!!!((: LMAO And she is not the most attractive person alive she is a Nasty fucking bitch that needs to fall of the edge of the earth!! quit spreading you legs for everyone that ugly lil bitch(:

NASTY TROLL!!(: who would want to hit that sick bitch!
dude she pulled a spradley last night!!

by NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSSINESS April 12, 2012