shit spackler

One who Spackles the toilet bowl with explosive shit. See also shit spackle

"Just look at that toilet you fucking shit spackler!"
"Kevin you shit spackler that bathroom was clean before you got here"

by Arsen_The_Swine December 6, 2017

Sprockle

A small woodland creature, about the size of the common ferret, that looks like it was born inside out.

-Look mummy, that squirrel is all pink!
-That's not a squirrel dear, its a sprockle. Please don't poke it.

by JohnnyK January 4, 2004

spackle

verb: to spray with cum, or to smear cum over your partner's skin, crease, or crack after ejaculating.

After pounding her in the ass, he pulled out and spackled her crack.

by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005

sprankled

The very moment when your feet, or more common, your ankle hurts so bad that you feel as if having someone gnawing it off would somehow make you feel better.

I've been standing all day, and now my feet feel like they've been sprankled.

by kouga May 3, 2006

Spackle Bandit

The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.

Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.

Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.

by Blind Clown August 13, 2010

home spackle

synonomous to "homie" but NOT synonomous with crack spackle, but especially not synonomous with peanut spackle.

Def. 1: good friend or comrade
Def. 2: similar to home slice or homey as this home spackle is a reminder of good friends from home.

"What up home spackle?"

by Terry C. June 28, 2005

love spackle

The sometimes thick and usually sticky amalgam of sexual lubricants and semen from the vagina and penis that are the remains of sexual intercourse. It usually accumalates in the butt crack of the partner in the lower position due to gravity.

I need a shower, this love spackle is starting to set.

by Luther Felonuis G. IV August 28, 2006