Spoon

A utensil used to eat pudding

Why does no one in this goddamn school have spoons for my pudding

by Post mastoned February 20, 2019

Spoon

WE ARE THE SPOONS, THEY ARE US @baylens_pirates

Us: this can't be real, send a pic with a spoon
Lil Peej: literally sends a pic with a spoon

by baylen.kyle.peej April 26, 2020

Spoon

A metal object used for shovelling food into the mouth(1) and or and insult.(2)

1.Tim ate polietly with his spoon.
2.That guys a right spoon.

by Ambug July 20, 2007

Spoon

1) something that is too big

2) something that is too ripe

3) something too sexy for one's shirt

1) My spoon is too big.

2) My spoon is too ripe.

3) My spoon is too sexy for my shirt.

by Billy Beeth December 6, 2003

Spoon

A dumbass or asshole. Basically someone who acts really dumb or doesn't think before they do shit.

"That girl is such a spoon, what's wrong with her?"

by Elmoisdope11 March 6, 2017

Spoon

The combination of the words Snow and Poon.

Paul-Did you get that spoon on the skii lift?
Ed- I sure did!
Paul- I sure wish I could get spoon like you with them dairyfarmers

by Spoon man420 March 15, 2010

Spoon

Something to say when somebody looks hot.

Her: How do I look?
You: Girl you a spoon
Or
*Scrolling through Instagram*
*sees post of friend lookin cute*
*You comment 'spoon'*

by kingdomking June 14, 2018