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Spooge-a-matic

Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.
OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now.
by Octothorpe May 3, 2005
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Cougar Spooger

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.
Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.
by Jibba22 August 16, 2008
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Spoogleman

A wooden spoon with a face drawn on with a black marker pen...and a pair of pipe cleaners for arms and legs. As an accessory to spoogleman you can get the spoogle man swimming pool and house set.
You are a F**king spoogleman.
by Johnny & Frank April 4, 2003
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snoogie

A hooded (hoodie) sweatshirt with a zipper, commonly used in Western Mass or Chicopee in particular.
A snoogie is different from a hoodie because it has a zipper that runs vertically, while a hoodie does not possess any zippers. A hoodie and a snoogie may both have pockets.
I have been wearing the same red snoogie since '96.
by brenda7777 April 16, 2007
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spooge pirate

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.
Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.
by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005
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Spoogefoot

When living with a male roommate in an apartment with one shower, a Spoogefoot would be the person who showers 2nd in the morning.
Jimmy was all but certain that white stuff on the shower floor was NOT soap and that from this day forward, he would be know as a Spoogefoot.
by Cardsblo August 24, 2009
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Spooge Dumpster

n. a female who frequently participates in sexual intercourse just to experience coitus; similar to a "skank" or "ho".
"I thought Jenny was sleeping with Tim, not David; she's such a spooge dumpster."
by FlannelMan 92 November 25, 2009
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