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gi' us sum spogs yer tight twat.
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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Work Spouse

A person at work you go to as your favorite person to talk to, eat with, perhaps exercise with, hang out, or even talk dirty through texts or IM's
Friend: Dude is that chick your girlfriend?
Me: Na, it's just my work spouse.
by humphreywhale327 May 12, 2009
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spouse aggro

The hassle you get from your significant other while trying to play a MMORPG.
While playing WoW, you say to your guildies, "I'd love to go on this raid with you but I've got spouse aggro."
by Lunalta May 26, 2006
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Fair-weather spouse

when a spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is the greatest partener around when the relationship is fun and easy going. When things turn for the worst or become difficult, as relationships eventually do, they jump ship like their pants are on fire.
P1: Why did Melissa want that divorce after being married for so long? They seemed to be happy...

P2: She is a Fair-weather Spouse...

P1: Oh, makes sense, Bitch.
by jaydizzle21 August 23, 2012
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SPOUSATICAL

Leave time away from one's spouse. Its purpose is to give a short interlude of time for oneself. A time used to pursue interests of one's own or simply reflect and to gain personal insight and stillness.

A spousatical sometimes is taken in order to fulfill some dream, e.g. writing a book, meditating, composing music, art or poetry, or travelling.
Even the healthiest of marriages or unions benefit from some time apart. A spousatical is often a propitious and truly edifying experience.
by Suzee November 11, 2006
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Spousemouse

A pretty girl who is always there to assist you when you need her, even when things goes south. She can be a bit protective and can easily be pissed off, but a bit of attention usually makes the second go away. You can't be a spousemouse to more than one person at a time, and the person is usually, but doesn't have to be, a romantic partner. In the end a true spousemouse will be ready to take a bullet from you without hesitation.
Example 1 *Friends who haven't talked for years*
Dude 1: "Are you still with Victoria?"
Boyfriend: *Smiling* " Yeah I love Victoria. She's always there for me, even when I screw up. She's the sweetest and the best"
Girlfriend (Victoria): *spousemouse*

Example 2 *At a party*
Dude 1: "Is that girl single?"

Dude 2: "No not at all, she's Jimmys spousemouse"

Example 3 *In League of Legends*
Person 1: "I can't kill their ADC!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know... His support is such a spoucemouse"
by SexyBeast123123 January 30, 2021
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partial spouse

part of a cohabiting couple who don't plan to get married but plan to stick around awhile.
Jane and I aren't getting married but we agreed that being partial spouses is a good idea.
by missabyss October 24, 2011
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