Splurgetastic

Something that is, or appears to be ridiculously fantastic

Jj: Hey Kim, want to see a movie this weekend?

Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!

Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!

by Kimballer' November 12, 2009

Splurgery

noun.

1. An amalgamation of the words 'splurge' and 'surgery'.
2. Used in reference to an expensive elective surgery (ex.: a plastic surgical procedure), which can be done seemingly impulsively.

"You got splurgery just to look good for one photo!?"

by Crowley666 October 8, 2013

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates in a vagina and then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling pulling out? Just splurge and slurp.

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018

splurtation

the action of discharging your dewy, ooey, gooey, kablooey jizz all over the place.

After a bit of rubbing, I got some mad splurtation.

by Goatman Gamer March 23, 2023

Purge and splurge

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.

Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.

by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017

slurpage

a drink or other liquid that is consumed

im thirsty im going to the fridge to get some slurpage

by jessica October 8, 2003

Vaginal splurge

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney

by Mellowkidd. July 23, 2017