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shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question
Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?
by mysteriousman July 19, 2004
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Slutface

Can be used as both an insult and as a term of endearment. Most often used as a term of endearment in various social circles of the internet. It stems from common pet sames such as cutieface. It is a pronoun.
"What's up, Slutface?"
by Desitara September 14, 2006
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Spliftacularous

The epitomy of everything that is great.
A bunch of swell words joined together to make one large superword.
Spiffy+Splendid+Spectacular+Marvelous+ect.
Damn, those kicks are spliftacularous.
by J!ack March 2, 2009
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Splitage

The art of splitting up a group of people by walking through them.

1 point if you split them up as they come towards you.
2 points if you split them up and they are holding hands.
3 points if you split them up and they are walking in the same direction as you.

BEST DONE IN SHOPPING CENTRES
Person 1: Did you see the splitage i just pulled on that old couple?
Person 2: Yeah but my splitage from behind was better.
by sezmac May 3, 2010
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Shitfacetication

Shitfacetication is the state of being Shitfaceticated by the consumption of alcohol to a degree that mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired. Common symptoms may include slurred speech, impaired balance, poor coordination, reddened eyes, hiccupping and undesirable sexual partners. Shitfacetication can result in temporary experience of a wide range of emotion, ranging from anger, sadness, and depression to euphoria, lightheartedness and joviality. Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol will lead to Shitfacetication.
Did you see Chris last night? I didn’t think the human body was capable of holding that much alcohol. He was totally Shitfaceticated! He took Shitfacetication to a whole new level!
by CMumma April 4, 2008
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Shitfaced

Leef says, "Did you just see Cataldi pound that rose." Ster answers, "Oh yes I did, shes shitfaced."
by Jalpster January 18, 2018
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shitface

VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy VeRy DrUnK!
Man, i'm so shitfaced right now i just drank 14 beers.
by beerman June 4, 2003
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