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Spaint

The word spaint generally refers to a deficit of maintenance.

Word Origin & History: a word coined in 2007, spaint is a derivative of the word spent intended to exaggerate the original meanings of spent with several additional connotations, which can be derived from context of usage. Spaint is a versatile word that can function as any part of speech except as a pronoun, preposition, or conjunction.

noun. spaint a spaint
1. a person, place, or thing in an unmaintained state.
2. a spaint; a person who habitually lacks maintenance.

adjective. spaint
1. a modifier describing something or someone in an unmaintained state.

verb. spaint, spainting , spainted
1. to become spaint; to act in such a way so as to decrease the level of maintenance of a person, place, or thing.
2. to willfully achieve a state of altered consciousness, diminished sobriety, or questionable maintenance.
3. to spend money or use resources unwisely.

adverb. spaintly

1. to do something in a spaint manner

interjection spaint!
1. an exclamation used to describe a general lack of maintenance or to bring others' attention to either a general or particular instance of lacking maintenance.
1. "Its not going to be a good day today, I feel spaint in the air."
2. "Don't smoke meth, George; you don't want to become a spaint."
3. "After drinking too many PBRs, George became a spaint son."
4. "I can't believe Peter spaint his bike into the wet concrete, how could he not see it."
5. "George spaint himself on the crack pipe."
6. "George spaint all his money on soda, and all his time watching television."
7. "George drove the golf cart so spaintly he crashed it into a sand trap."
8. "In response to George's crash-landing in the sand trap, his passenger Will turned to him and yelled 'spaint!'"
by spaintson May 7, 2013
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turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009
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split arse

Woman. One who's bottom continues around the front.
We need to get some split arse in to do the typing.
by Bog Breath July 18, 2003
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Wig Split

Past tense of an individual who was victim of massive head trauma inflicted by a 2nd party. i.e, Guns, Bats, or by accident.
"Yo, you heard what happend to that nigga trey? that nigga got his wig split right on the avenue, Got popped in his dome"
by P-doX November 16, 2007
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split the red sea

to have sex with a girl on her period
Guy 1: i just split the red sea

Guy 2: cool
by Paddy_Mac March 24, 2011
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banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.
My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit
by Yellow fish February 5, 2014
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Splinge

noun, verb, splinged, spling-ing.
–noun
1. Hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. Splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
–verb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.
Apprentice:'This splinge won't fit properly, the sprocket doesn't flange cleanly.'
Mechanic:'Ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline - easy mistake'

Ted: 'WoW, Obama did it !'
Bill: '....... :O .. splinge !'
by KeithMyArthe January 17, 2009
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