works in wreake valley,

big floppy cock with no balls,

has a beard that looks really gay,

dont speak he just grunts,

wears a shirt with cannabis leaves pattern,

lives on weird sexual practices involving clay masks/pots and chris brewin,

uses masking tape for bondage with miss crew
Stuart Spinks: Kid in New Westminster
by prahhh December 14, 2009
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Two amazingly fashion savy scots who are extremely friendly and GORGEOUS!

they enjoy trampolining, Skins, Topshop and Ian's Hands.

EVERYONE LOVES THEM!

feli loves you!
Cook: Whaaa man who are those chicks over there?
Bean: I dunno man but they have awesome accents!
Cook: WHAT WHAT ITS Jay Yule + Bec Spink!
by LANGOSH January 15, 2010
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Someone that suffers from a weird form of social Stockholm Syndrome due to many years of multiple points of manipulation. It stemmed from the indie film Rubber in which Mark Snartt-Spink is manipulated by his female flat mate on a daily basis.
That guy is a total Snartt-Spink
by Mark Snartt-Spink January 31, 2018
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Loves fury porn and and can't stop himself from giving people's dogs hand jobs...
Harvey spink gave my dog a hand job and made it cum evary were.
by Harvey Spink September 24, 2018
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/spin-ked/
Adverb to describe being completely outplayed and destroyed, usually followed by a celebration.
by Comfy Cushion December 30, 2022
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To do a line pink whilst sultans spunk on your face
There was a gentleman who spent his Sunday afternoon getting a right good spinking . The sultans took a line of pink and then spunked in his face. The result was a lot of spink
by Ginsnipe July 24, 2022
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