Spiderweb facial

When one walks facefirst into a large spiderweb that wraps itself around the head and neck. Bonus points if the resident spider ends up in mouth, nose, or eyes. Spazzing out is optional.

Bill: "Ack! Pfleth! Pthaa! Pfft! $&*#ing @%$#!"

Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."

by Monkeyfeathers July 11, 2012

Spiderwebs

long time unused vagina

Guy: When was the last time you had sex?
Girl: ummm, long time ago...
Guy: I bet you have spiderwebs!

by sweatymexi December 8, 2014

Spiderweb

The opposite of crop dusting. When someone walks into your fart. People normally react as if they had just walked into a previously unseen spider web.

Jesus dude that's gross, I just walked into your spiderweb. Did you have broccoli?

by Insanemaestro May 14, 2016

Spiderhead

Inserting a penis into a girls mouth while on all fours.

Her four limbs in conjunction with your four limbs create the spiderhead effect.

by Arachnophobia February 1, 2010

Spiderweb

A spiderweb is basically a really really old, stinky pussy

Esmerelda: My son called me a spiderweb, what does that mean?

P Diddy: Yo it means your pussy is really old

by samm...y May 17, 2006

Spiderjawn

Spider-Man’s young jawn, can also be used as a ratchet jawn wit a weave.

That girl over there a spiderjawn.

by Thatbullspidermilk May 25, 2018

spiderjeongin

Its a kpop Stan that’s obsessed with nayeon from twice

Random person: omg look at this nayeon pic

Spiderjeongin:holy shit send it to me

by Nayeonsworld April 8, 2021