spitz

to give blowjob

“yo u givin the spitz”?

by qué bueno December 7, 2017

spitzered

To lose your job because you got caught paying for something you should have gotten for free anyway.

Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.

Don't get spitzered man, you can totally talk that vendor into giving you that stuff for free.

Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.

by fess April 21, 2008

Spetsnoozie

Replacement for Spetsnaz, cooler way to say it.

Jon: LETS PLAY SOME CALL OF DUTY! Okay what team am I on.. YESH! SPETSNOOZIE!
Albert: Spetsnaz suck..
Jon: FUCK YOU, BRITISH PRICK!

by Some kid that was playing CoD4 January 23, 2010

Spaetzle

To have and orgasm, and release a large amount of semen.

I MADE SPAETZLE ALL OVER THE ROOM.

by The Fishssassin May 6, 2018

Spezia man

A 36 year old (as of 05 Feb 2021) Juventus player in the Serie A Italian national league who has the ability to score against low ranked or relegation zone teams for the purpose of statpadding.

Spezia man was once bragging:

I buy pasta, I eat pizza
I score goals versus Spezia

by cracker_22jack March 27, 2021

Spitzer Swallow

key question to ask when arranging a liason with an online escort agency; it will determine whether or not the lady in question will ingest one's ejaculate

Yes, yes, she's lovely... but for $5,500 an hour, does she Spitzer swallow?

by C.C. Black March 13, 2008

Speters

someone so don, his only enemy is chuck norris

girl 1: ive had the best orgasm ever!!
girl 2: was it over speters?
girl 1: actually no, it was over NEW7ON, but speters is still don

by kanye-west's-inspiration June 13, 2009